We are all pretty secretive about so many things and no man, and we literally mean no man, can guess the kind of things we do when nobody’s watching us until we tell them. We can be ourselves – wild, crazy and whatever we want to and others won’t get to know a thing. Sneaky, right?! Well, cheers to all that awesomeness, girls! Here is a thread we found for you on Quora where these girls shared some of the things that they do when nobody’s watching and they are hilarious. Read them all.
1. ‘Practice a speech or an important conversation or any dance step in front of the mirror’ – Yeah, we are always Oscar ready!
a. Ugly cry when we are by ourselves and no one’s around.
b. Practice a speech or an important conversation or any dance step in front of the mirror.
c. Stalk your crush, your ex, your BFF, strangers – basically anyone and everyone.
2. ‘Fart (Yes, while you guys are blaming each other for it, it was probably the petite girl sitting there, pretending to be disgusted)’ – Hahaha, this is true!
Sindhu Raghu answers on Quora:
a. Fart (yes, while you guys are blaming each other for it, it was probably the petite girl sitting there, pretending to be disgusted)
b. Wear the same bra for more than a day (hey, we remove the crumbs, okay!)
c. Pick out the ingrown hairs (waxing has more side effects than we care to show)
3. ‘We too check out guys and we too stalk.’ – Shhh… It’s our secret!
Srishti Raj answers on Quora: We too check out guys and we too stalk. Ok, even we notice what you wear, how you carry yourself etc. It’s just that we know how not to discomfort anyone.
4. ‘We watch ourselves cry in the mirror.’ – Umm, yeah we do!
Kinjal Haria answers on Quora: We watch ourselves cry in the mirror. Not every time though. But yes, occasionally we do check if we look good or ugly when we cry.
5. ‘Wear lacy and fancy lingerie just for fun!’ – It is SO satisfying!
Ghazal Sancheti answers on Quora:
a. Wear lacy and fancy lingerie just for fun!
b. Check out random guys and if possible, click their picture sneakily and then send it to all of her best friends.
c. Secretly admire that one hot teacher and drooling over him whenever he comes to teach.
d. Watch *not-so-decent* movies and enjoy it.
6. ‘We secretly sniff ourselves when no one is around’ – We like to check if we are fresh-fresh or not!
Neha Bhatiya answers on Quora: We secretly sniff ourselves when no one is around and make sure whether or not we are fresh fresh fresh!!
7. ‘Eat popcorn like a monster when no one’s looking’ – Yup, we do, we DO do that!
Priyam Saikia answers on Quora: Eat popcorn like a monster when no one’s looking: This goes for all the chips, nachos, and all other munchies. What? Eat like a lady? What is that? Until of course, we are on a date: No, we don’t even eat three popcorns at once when it’s dark at the movie hall.
You can read the full thread here on Quora.
These are so true!