In the glamorous world of celebrities, 2023 seems to be hosting its own drama-filled reality show: the Great Celebrity Breakup Extravaganza. From Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner to Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez, it’s like Hollywood couples are going through a divorce frenzy! Even the beloved duo Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello didn’t escape the breakup bug, and just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse, Wolverine himself, Hugh Jackman, filed for divorce after a 22-year marital run! But wait, before you assume it’s just a random curse, let’s consult the cosmos for some answers—enter Venus Retrograde.
Venus Retrograde: A Cosmic Love Quandary
Venus, the cosmic matchmaker, has hit reverse on her relationship roadmap. That’s exactly what’s happening during Venus Retrograde. Astrologers say that Venus, symbolising love and all things romantic, starts moonwalking across our skies, causing a cosmic ruckus in the love department.
This retrograde journey allegedly began on July 22 and plans to keep us on our toes until at least September. During this time, expect misunderstandings, unresolved issues, and a general feeling of “love gone wonky.” It’s like Cupid’s arrows took a detour through Chaos Central. The good news? Like every other bad phase, the Venus Retrograde will come to an end. In October, the love vibes will realign, bringing relief to all those heart-tugging dramas.
If your relationship is going through a bad phase or you simply want to avoid the phase altogether, here are a few tips on how to survive Venus Retrograde and make it to the end of the tunnel with your partner.
Talk It Out
Start with good, old-fashioned heart-to-hearts. Communication is your starship through this cosmic storm.
Take this Venusian vacation to explore your own needs and desires. Sometimes, personal growth is the best glue for relationships.
Zen and the Art of Patience
Understand that love sometimes comes with speed bumps. Stay patient with your partner and yourself, and try to resist making hasty decisions.
Date Night Magic
Remember the spark? Reignite it with fun activities that light up your love life. Romance, after all, is your secret weapon against Venusian chaos.
The Counsel of Cupid
If the love turbulence persists, consider seeking the wisdom of relationship gurus, aka professional therapists or counsellors. They hold the keys to relationship serenity.
So, in this cosmic carnival of love, 2023 might feel like a rollercoaster, but remember that the stars may set the stage, but it’s your script, your love story, and your actions that take centre stage. Hang tight, lovebirds—the cosmic chaos will pass, and love will, once again, be in the air!
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