Sex at any time of the day is awesome. But sex first thing in the morning takes things to a brand-new level. And we know that it’s a total guy thing to love morning sex this much. Which is why we’re going to try and explain exactly why this obsession exists.
It’s mostly because of three major things, you see. The first one is, very obviously, morning wood. We’ve been living with it almost all our lives and when faced with an opportunity to ‘take care of it’ in the best way humanly possible – we’re just thrilled. Which guy in his right mind wouldn’t be?!
The second, and even more important, is that there is, quite literally, no better wake-up call in this entire universe. No, we really mean that. And you understand, right? Sex vs that annoying alarm – is this even a competition? Sure, we might need to take a short nap once we’re done – but even if there is a time constraint and we can’t, we would still pick sex every day of our lives.
The third… We would like to say that it’s beautiful because of how intimate it feels thanks to the dream-like state and easiness of it. We would be lying, of course. Because the third reason is that breakfast tastes better after sex. Sure, any meal does. But just go with us on this one, alright, ladies? It’s the most important meal of the day, we’ve started the day with working up quite an appetite – it’s SO satisfying that it feels like we’ve just died and gone to heaven.
There are millions of minor reasons too, of course. We think we could come up with one every morning. Like, today’s could be not having to go through the hassle of getting you out of your clothes.
There it is, ladies – that’s why nothing can ever be as awesome as morning sex. Whether we have to wake up at 6 a.m. for it or we end up running late for work. It’s just the BEST. Always.
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