Thongs are lacey, sexy, so pretty and super duper…uncomfortable! Wearing a thong for the first time is a huge task every girl takes upon herself one day or the other. So here are 19 thoughts every girl has when she wears a thong for the first time!
1. ‘Okay! Time to get sexy!’
2. ‘Ooooh, it’s so pretty and lacey! I love it!’
3. *Sings* ‘I’ll do my thing and let him undo my thong!’
4. ‘Wait, is this supposed to be this tiny? Where is the rest of it?’
5. ‘Are these strings or just threads?’
6. ‘Whaaaat, this doesn’t even cover my vayjayjay!’
7. ‘But, hey, my butt looks kinda nice!’
8. ‘Let’s take a few selfies while I am at it!’
9. *Sigh* ‘I should really do more squats from tomorrow!’
10. ‘All this lace is a bit uncomfortable…’
11. ‘Okay, I am itchy now!’
12. ‘Don’t think about it, don’t think about it, don’t – UGH – where’s the washroom?’
13. ‘So much better now, let’s go out and sit!’
14. ‘Okay, can’t sit! Can’t sit!’
15. ‘This is worse than a wedgie!’
16. ‘Things I do to make my boyfriend happy… I should get an award or something.’
17. ‘I legit can’t wait for him to rip this thing off me!’
18. ‘But damn, it was so expensive!’
19. ‘I’m going to wear boyshorts for a whole week after this!’