You might know him for a while or probably have been dating him since forever but there is always a line that you have to draw when it comes to talking to a man about, umm, his ‘down there’ compadre. No matter how confident or loving he may be, he will definitely have a fragile ego when it comes to his penis. So, here are a few things to NOT say about his penis.
1. ‘Oh! It’s so cute.’
It might seem like a compliment to you. But for him, you just called something that he is proud of, CUTE!
2. ‘Wow, it looks really…unique, you know!’
What does that even mean, girls?!
3. ‘Can I call it *insert a cute name*?’
No you can’t name his penis. And definitely not with a cute name. Please.
4. ‘Ooooo, yummy!!’
Umm. How about no?
5. ‘Oh, I’m not used to such a big size.’
Wait, did you just compare his penis to your ex’s penis? Even if it was meant to be a compliment, this is dangerous territory, ladies! (Tots okay if he’s a one night stand though!)
6. ‘Oh, that’s a different colour from the rest of your body!’
Um, yeah, he knows!
7. ‘Wow! I have never been able to fit one in my mouth before!’
Abort mission. We repeat, abort mission!
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