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‘The Secrets I’ll Never Tell My Girl…’ 5 Boyfriends Share!

Apoorva Poonia  |  Jul 10, 2017
‘The Secrets I’ll Never Tell My Girl…’ 5 Boyfriends Share!

Girls, you heard it right. We aren’t the only ones who have secrets to hide. Even guys are no different when it comes to keeping secrets from us. But these men revealed on Quora the things they would never tell their girl and if you think there are a few things your boyfriend doesn’t tell, you must read these!

1. ‘Holding hands is better than a blowjob.’ – Oh Really?

Lakshay Kaushik answers on Quora:  a. The text- have you reached home? That’s not a formality. We actually do care whether you have reached your home or not.

b. When we date you, our friends respect you the same way as they respect their sisters. We honour bro code to the last drop of blood.

c. Holding hands is better than a blowjob.

2. ‘Masturbation stories.’ – We are sure!

Krishnakumar Shetti answers on Quora: Masturbation stories. Shh!

3. ‘The PDA isn’t the bad part. The getting shit from his friends about it later is the bad part. But he’ll never tell you that.’ – Aww… so sweet!

Nitin Katiyar answers on Quora: a. Not pulling all the blankets back over to his side in the middle of the night. You’re a blanket hog and he’s too sweet to tell you. So instead he freezes and does his best to crawl under the few loose pieces of blankets he has available. And you have no idea as you dream peacefully.

b. Putting on the cologne he knows you like when you have a date night – Your favorite cologne? It’s not his favorite cologne. But he wears it because he’s not the one smelling himself.

c. The PDA isn’t the bad part. The getting shit from his friends about it later is the bad part. But he’ll never tell you that.

4. ‘That some of us are responsible for getting that ventilator closed from ladies washroom in school because jerks used to peek through it.’ – That used to happen?!

Shivam Pandey answers on Quora: That some of us are responsible for getting that ventilator closed from ladies washroom in school because jerks used to peek through it.

5. ‘When you take us shopping, I swear, every one of us would have thought of breaking up for at least once.’ – That’s so mean, isn’t it?

Puskar Singh answers on Quora: a. We really love small things like you bringing food for us or your surprise kisses.

b. When you take us shopping, I swear, every one of us would have thought of breaking up for at least once.

You can read the full thread here on Quora.

Now you know, right?

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