Sex can be good, it can be great and it can even be toe-curlingly mind-blowing. Ladies, you know those earth-shattering, spine chilling orgasms I’m talking about! But is it the best thing that’s ever happened to you? I don’t think so. There are a gazillion things that feel way better than sex and they’re making me excited just thinking about them.
We asked the POPxo team what they think is better than sex and we got loads of answers.
Disclaimer: We may come across as huge foodies because we are!
Chocolatey Goodness > Chocolate Flavoured Condoms
For me, Nutella is definitely better than sex and I don’t say that lightly. It’s the one thing that I can have every day and all the time and yes, I can finish a jar a day. When the chocolatey goodness hits my tongue something inside my soul cries out in joy. Nutellagasms > orgasms, any freakin’ day!
– Anandita Malhotra, Senior Writer
Doggo Kisses Over Hooman Ones
For me, the best feeling in the world, and definitely better than sex, is my dog greeting me when I come home after a long day of work. Because matter how hard your day has been, being flooded with affection by my dog instantly uplifts my mood.
-Tanya Sharma, Junior Editor
Give Me Makkhan, I’ll Be Your Makhna
For me, pav bhaji is one food item that is better than sex. It is the only thing that lifts my mood on a gloomy day. I am a happier person when I eat good spicy pav bhaji any time of the day. I’d totally pick this over sex!
– Krithika Kumar, Junior Editor
*Unhooks My Own Bra*
Not just one, for me, there are quite a few things better than sex or shall I say, things that give me a ‘brain orgasm’. Everyday things like unhooking my bra after a long day or popping a bubble wrap (this one sure lifts up my mood instantly).
– Ekta Alreja, Deputy Editor
Uff Uff Mirchi
When the friends in FRIENDS discussed what’d they choose between sex and food, I got a major reality check too! Well, I won’t say all foods over sex for sure. But if you put anything spicy-n-cheesy in front of me, I’d reach for the hotplate. Sorry, hon, sex will have to wait.
– Sayunkta Jain, Junior Editor
Movie Marathon Is The Only Cardio I Wanna Do
When it’s cold and rainy outside, I like to wrap myself around a comforter (like a sushi roll), make myself a cup of hot chocolate, switch off my phone, grab a bowl of butter coated popcorn and do a movie marathon! P.S: It’s even better when I have my special someone with me. *wink*
– Sharon Alphonso, Senior Writer
Gooey Greatness
For me, it has to be a chocolate pastry and not just any chocolate pastry. It has to be so moist and so luscious that chocolate just oozes out. I’m drooling while I’m writing so it’s pretty clear how I feel about it!
– Neha Kapoor, Senior Writer
Fluttering My Lashes For Myself
The ‘Better Than Sex Mascara’ by Benefit is hands-down better than actual sex. I coat it on and I feel prettier instantly. There’s an electric confidence that takes over me when my lashes look long and fluttery.
– Nidhi Kavle, Assistant Editor
Forever A Small Spoon
The best part of a relationship is spooning and I can debate with anyone who wants to. I love being the small spoon and having him hold me and hug me during pillow talk. It would be a cherry on top if he plays with my hair too- doesn’t this sound way better than sex?
– Aarushi Sabharwal, Social Media Coordinator
Okay, so I guess being single isn’t such a bad thing after all!
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