20 Funny And Awkward Thoughts Every Indian Groom Has On His Honeymoon!

Brides, if you think we are the only ones who spend hours contemplating whether he will like a bikini or a Brazilian down there or if we should wear a thong or a g-string, then well…there’s some major revelation happening here. When it comes to an arranged marriage, men are just as nervous and anxious on the honeymoon. There are a million things going on in their head too and we’ve listed them down for you!

1. “Finally it’s just the two of us!”

But it’s just so awkward right now.

2. “Should I make small talk before we actually get into the sheets?”

For sure, I don’t want to make her uncomfortable.

3. “What should we talk about?”

God, we talked for hours over the phone. Why can’t I think of anything now?

4. “Does she really like this place or is she just being modest?”

Because I am totally in love with this place.

5. “I hope she is not bored”

She seems interested. I think she likes my sense of humour.

6. “I can’t wait to have sex!”

I better stop thinking about it now.

7. “Wait, does she want to have sex too?”

She’s totally hinting at it!

8. “That’s one sexy nightgown!”

Is that a sign for me?

9. “Wow, she smells amazing!”

And it’s turning me on!!!

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10. “I should have shaved my chest…”

What if she doesn’t like hairy men?

11. “…And also carried more condoms”

Itne mein kya hoga?

12. “Damn, the sex was just so great!”

Did she finish too?

13. “I hope she liked it!”

But I lasted long. At least I thought so.

14. “How many times should we make love in a day?”

Twice? Thrice is fine maybe.

15. “Should I make the move for a Round 2?”

Perhaps after 20 minutes.

16. “Am I coming across as desperate?”

Oh shit, I don’t want her to think of me as a desperate person. No way. 

17. “Is she going to give the details to her BFFs?”

How am I ever going to look them in the eye again! 

18. “With her, everything is so much fun”

But I just hope she doesn’t take me shopping for our friends and family!

19. “I don’t want to go back”

Wish we could spend some more time together.

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20. “We are definitely coming back here.”

One time at this beautiful location with this beautiful person is not enough.

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