‘Hey, I lost my number. May I borrow yours?’, ‘ Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!’ Well, if you are a girl, we are sure you must have come across some of these super cheesy pickup lines. In such situations, where ignoring doesn’t seem like the best thing to do, a witty comeback is a must. We selected some of the best responses to pickup lines on Quora and they are so much fun to read.
Best Responses to Pick Up Lines
1. ‘By using anti pickup lines!’ – Yeah, that’s kinda cool!
Himadri Shekhar answers on Quora: By using anti pick up lines!
a. “Hey! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Not as much as this conversation.” (Try this pick up line response)
b. “Girl, looks like we are going to be a part of a romantic novel.”
“I’m into short horror stories.”
c. “Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are FINe”
“No! I’m made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that’s a NO.”
2. ‘Once a guy said to me ‘I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?’ – I laughed and gave him a wrong number!’ – Sneaky!
Mehak Bassi answers on Quora: I laugh! I’ve had my fair share of being on the receiving end of cheesy pickup lines, and I can’t do much about them but just laugh. Once a guy said to me ‘I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?’ – I laughed and reply to his cheesy line by giving him a wrong number!
3. ‘Guy: You look a lot like my next girlfriend. Girl: You look a lot like the guy I turned down 2 seconds ago.’ – Wow, what a comeback!
Arundhati Bose answers on Quora:
a. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Did it hurt when they kicked you out of Hell?”
b. “You look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“You look a lot like the guy I turned down 2 seconds ago.”
4. ‘Guy: Are you wi-fi ? Coz I’m definitely feeling a connection. Me: Yeah! I’ve been known to transfer some viruses through such connections.’ – You go, girl!
Shrestha answers on Quora: Huh! cheesy pick-up lines? Lemme tell ya, they’re not using fresh cheese in it, it feels like stale cheese scraped off from the bottom of a used utensil from previous night. Here are some that have been flung on me & this is how i respond to their pick lines:
a. Are you wi-fi ? Coz I’m definitely feeling a connection.
Me- (With a straight face again) Yeah! I’ve been known to transfer some viruses through such connections.
b. If I would have been an octopus, all my three hearts would beat for you.
Me: (With a smug face this time) If I would have been an octopus, all of my eight hands would have slapped you one-by-one.
5. ‘Guy: Where do we head, your place or mine? Girl: Both. You got to yours. I go to mine.’ – Well done!
Nazia Zabin Memon answers on Quora: There is one hilariously kick ass story that fails to go out of my memory. Loosen up your jaw my fellas, the cheesiness is out to splurge.
At a bar, a guy comes up to a girl and a couple of drinks down asks,
“Where do we head, your place or mine?”
Girl replies, “Both. You got to yours. I go to mine”
You can read the full thread here.
We can’t stop laughing! What about you? We don’t think there will be any perfect response to such pick up lines.