Alia Bhatt Has The Most Millennial Love Life Ever!

We, millennials, are all over the place when it comes to our love life. We’re ‘kind of, sort of’ seeing a guy, texting with another and the third one is strictly for flirting only. We have so many ways (read: Tinder) to get more options that the temptation is too much to resist. But the thing is, while I’ve said ‘we’ millennials, the only thing I’m even remotely interested in right now is the leftover slice of pizza I know is waiting for me at home. That said, if given a chance, the one person I would LOVE to switch lives with is Alia Bhatt.

Why, you ask? Well, if Bollywood blogger Miss Malini, is to be believed, Alia Bhatt has been in back-to-back relationships with not one, not two but THREE young, eligible and totally gorgeous men within this year. Talk about being the ultimate player. Perhaps people still believe ‘ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost nai ho sakte,’ not even when they’re shooting for a movie together or just hanging out like we do with our friends.

You know what, though? These men are so handsome, I might do the same if all three were interested in me at the same time.

1. Sidharth Malhotra

For the longest time ever, Sidharth Malhotra and Alia Bhatt have been the cutest couple around. While everyone around them had confirmed their relationship status, they were strictly tightlipped about it. But recently, we heard they had gone their separate ways. Maybe they hadn’t DTR-ed yet or maybe certain co-stars were creating issues. I need to know more about this!

2. Ranbir Kapoor

Well, recently on BFFs With Vogue, Sonakshi Sinha and Manish Malhotra said that the ‘hook-up of 2018’ will be Brahmastra co-stars Alia and Ranbir Kapoor. Considering how close Alia and Katrina Kaif, Ranbir’s ex, are, I’d advice the actress against it. But we all have the habit of falling for handsome and smooth-talking chocolate boys who love breaking our heart so my advice is kind of useless.

3. Kavin Mittal

So ‘according to a little birdie’ Alia and Kavin Mittal, founder of Hike Messenger and son of Sunil Mittal, might be a thing. Miss Malini’s very reliable ‘sources’ reveal “They want to take time to let their friendship evolve. Given their commitments, they see little of each other. But it’s certainly a friendship that can go a long way. They don’t want to make a public statement yet.” *sigh* If there is anything more dubious than this statement, it is Salman Khan’s Twitter account.

So, will Alia Bhatt’s real boyfriend PLEASE stand up? Or don’t. Whatever! Who cares? Except probably Miss Malini!