Being a fulltime makeup hoarder, there’s hardly any type of makeup product I haven’t seen or played with but there comes a time when things stop making sense to me. Think vagina-scented candles & penis highlighters…pretty scandalous – I know!
But that’s not it, there are such products available in the market today that’ll truly make you go WTF! Don’t believe us? Then you gotta have a look at these super scandalous, NSFW makeup products!
Warning: You Are NOT Ready For These!
If you’re bored with shopping for all regular makeup and beauty products, you have to get these products that you cannot store in open!
Penis Lipsticks
Where to even begin?!
These scandalous penis lipsticks became viral when they first appeared on AliExpress for a mere sum of $1 a piece. Most beauty reviewers have only positive things to say about them but come on, why would you use a penis-shaped lipstick on your lips?
Vagina Shaped Soap For Your Makeup Brushes
Your cleaning-your-makeup-brushes-on-Sunday ritual just got a little scandalous! This *masterpiece* comes from BitchSlap Cosmetics (yup, that’s the actual name), an Indie brand that specializes in amazing homemade beauty products. Using all-natural ingredients, you can rely on them for products that you wouldn’t get anywhere else (think vagina & penis highlighters, sperm highlighters, and of course, soaps!)
Time to get dirty with your makeup brushes?!
Oil For Pubes
Wish to soften and condition…err..your pubic hair? If you said yes in a meek voice, then you must definitely try this. This unique blend from the house of Fur. Their signature blend is specifically designed for pubic hair and skin so that your hair feels soft to touch!
Honestly, I’m down to try this.
Vagina Candle
It’s a no-brainer that scented candles make for an excellent gift. Think relaxing notes of lavender, jasmine, rose and sandalwood…but what about a candle that smells like a vagina?!
“This smells like my vagina” – a candle that broke the internet. How would you react if someone gifted you this?
(Don’t) Make Way For Merkins
We all have had that *why the hell did I get a haircut* moment at least 10000 times. But regretting shaving your pubes?! If you have ever regretted that, allow us to introduce merking- aka the wigs for your crotch. Yes, they do exist!
Boob Eyeshadow/ Highlighters?!
This massive boob highlighter pan is not for the fainthearted! Courtesy: BitchSlap Cosmetics, this massive pan is really pigmented and all you need is one swipe to fall in love. You can use it as an eyeshadow or even for highlighting your body/face!
Please pull your jaw back up from the floor.
Done? Okay. No matter what your views are on these products, they do make awesome gifts for your BFF’s bachelorette, right?
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