Raise your hands if you’re a beauty hoarder and cannot get enough of all the cosmetic products in the world! *Raises both hands and falls flat on face trying to raise both legs too*. While we all are most certainly well versed with the names of our favourite lipstick products, be it a M.A.C lipstick or our go-to nail polish, there are other makeup products that DESERVE your equal attention for the cheekiest reason- their NSFW names that’ll either make you giggle or blush, hard!
It’s time to make all those dirty jokes with these pretty makeup products that are well deserving to be a part of your makeup kit!
1 Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara
If you thought that a good mascara cannot take you places, think again! This mascara is a holy grail of almost every makeup junkie ever and for all the right reasons! Just one coat can make all the difference in the world but is it *really* better than sex? Well, we’ll leave that decision to you guys!
Price ₹1,770 (approx.). Buy it here.
2. Fenty Beauty Mattemoiselle Lipstick in Spanked
If you are familiar with the lyrics, “’Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it, sex in the air…But chains and whips excite me” (S&M by Rihanna), then this shade name shouldn’t really surprise you!
This warm plum shade is perfect to add an extra oomph to your winter style and look amazing on all skin types with its semi-matte finish! It glides effortlessly on the lips for a picture-perfect pout.
Price ₹900 (for a mini). Buy it here.
3. Urban Decay Vice Lipstick in #69
This lipstick will literally set the mood…I was talking about the bright red shade, what did you think?
This high shine cherry red lipstick is what you need to ensure that your man is all yours for the night with its indulgent finish that leaves a smooth, creamy texture on the lips.
Be kissable RE(a)D(y)!
Price ₹1,727 (approx.). Buy it here.
4. The Balm Nude Dude Eyeshadow Palette
Who doesn’t mind a good nude…look? This nude eyeshadow palette is a blessing for people who love a bit of good old drama in their eyes with a smokey eye look. It has 12 distinctive pans which will ensure that you end up with a new eye look, every time. The shadows blend with each other perfectly and the shade variety ensures that anyone can rock this.
Price ₹2,999. Buy it here.
5. Jeffree Star Cosmetics Velour Liquid Lipstick in Pussy Whipped
Now, this, we know, You. Were. Not. Expecting! But then again, it’s Jeffree, what else can we expect from the beauty mogul? *wink*. If there’s anything that I’ve learned from binge-watching my favourite YouTuber, it is that basic and Jeffree cannot be in the same room.
This *NSFW* lipstick is a breathtaking copper-gold shade that’s not for the faint-hearted. It’s vegan, cruelty-free and applies like a dream. The best part about it isn’t even its controversial name. It’s the fact that it’s eye safe and you can totally use it to upgrade any eye look as well.
Price ₹1283 (approx.). Buy it here.
6. Tarte Sex Kitten Eyeliner
Trust this super intense, black eyeliner for the sexiest finish, ever! The formula of this liquid eyeliner is amazing as it is waterproof, smudge-proof and delivers the cat eye look of your dreams that lasts all day.
Price ₹ 1,600. Buy it here.
7. Smashbox O-Glow Intuitive Cheek Color
Oh? Ohhh! Did you get it? It took me some time as well.
If you’re someone who struggles with ‘how much blush is too much blush’, give this product a try! It has a gel-like formula that’s super easy to apply on your cheeks and can easily be dabbed on your skin using your fingers.
It has a faint, natural finish which is not an ideal choice if love a colour flush with your blush.
Price ₹2,300. Buy it here.
8. Too Faced Glow Job Glitter Peel-Off Face Mask
Are you extra? Or are you EXTRAAAA? Just like us, if you too belong to the #NotSoBasic gang, this product cannot be missed!
Are you ready to give yourself a ‘glow job’ with this radiance-boosting glitter peel-off mask? Infused with illuminating and brightening elements, this face mask is all things magical in a jar! It is supercharged with real gold which leaves your skin feeling soft and supple with every use.
Price ₹3,223 (approx.). Buy it here.
9. Glamglow Plumprageous Gloss Lip Plumper Triple-X
All my Kylie Jenner fans, where you at? This is a lip plumping gloss that results in visibly fuller (Super *triple X*) lips, instantly. Use it before applying your favourite lipstick or on top of it and say hello to voluptuous lips.
It’s time to p(l)ump up the volume (of your lips).
Price ₹2,000. Buy it here.
10. Deborah Lippmann Between The Sheets Nail Lacquer
Such a divine shade this it, don’t you agree? The formula of this nail polish is amazing, dries fast and makes your hands feel luxurious with every coat you apply. The one thing that I loved the most about this nail colour is that it contains biotin, which helps to make your nails grow stronger and longer.
Price ₹1,535 (approx.). Buy it here.
11. Soap And Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Pillow Plump XXL Pinkwell Lip Gloss
Before I dive into the product itself, just try to say the name out loud three times. Exactly!
Let your lips shine brighter than a diamond with these hydrating lip glosses from my beloved brand, Soap and Glory. It is said to be super hydrating, leaving your lips super smooth after each application.
Oh, did I mention that it helps to plump up your lips too?
Price ₹2,488. Buy it here.
12. Kylie Cosmetics X Rated Blush
If you don’t mind a touch of tangerine on your cheeks, this one’s for you. Kylie swears by this one and is seen using this on her cheeks on multiple occasions. It leaves a smooth, matte finish on your cheeks and can also be used as a transition colour for your eyeshadow look.
Kylie was bashed online for choosing such a racy name but hey, at least it does a great job! Add this to your kit now for a Kylie-approved look.
Price ₹1,425. Buy it here.
13. Kat Von D Studded Kiss Lipstick SEXER
If you love a pop of pink, trust me on this one! This velvety finish lipstick is a must have if you’re fond of bright colours on your lips. Kat has killed it with the formula with this one and all you need is a swipe to fall in love! It’s long lasting, really pigmented but a little problematic for the people with super dry lips.
Although this product has now been discontinued, you can find a mini version of it, here.
14. Marc Jacobs Air Blush’s Lush & Libido
The first thing I notice is the packaging. How luxe! Now, let’s get back to the product name. I mean, at this point, I’m not even surprised!
This luxury blush is quite hefty with its packaging and not really a product that can be shoved into your evening bag. The product pan is huge and is perfect if you love to swirl around your blush brush round n’ round. Apply this highly pigmented blush on the apple of your cheeks for a smooth, satiny sheen with subtle hints of pink!
Price ₹ 9,724. Buy it here.
15. Nars Cosmetics
‘Orgasm’, ‘Deep Throat’, ‘Do Me Baby’, ‘Super Orgasm’, ‘Sex Appeal’, ‘Sex Fantasy’, ‘G-spot’, ‘Climax’- nope you are definitely not reading this wrong nor have I accidentally typed in some *NSFW* things here. These are actually all product names by our beloved brand Nars that are bound to give you the big O, with their pigment and lasting power, of course (*wink wink*).
Ever since it’s launch, the orgasm blush is giving all the other blushes a run for their money with it’s super pigmented, pink colour with a golden shimmer. Not just this product, every other product mentioned above is worth your money!
BTW, Valentine’s day is just around the corner, just saying!
