Do you proudly sing Oh, it’s just me, myself and I, Solo ride until I die but deep down inside your jam is Tanha dil, tanha safar, dhoondhe tujhe phir kyun nazar?
Well, we all have those days when sex goes missing. We don’t have the time to go out and meet new people, we have work and family commitments, and sometimes we’re just lazy. But we all miss having sex, don’t we? Everyone knows that sex is never the question, always the answer. So, here are some memes you’ll totally relate to if you’ve been on a dry spell and are craving sex.
Laughs, for now, moans for later, Read on!
1. But It Came Out To Be Tails Instead?!
Day 255 without sex: I tossed a coin so I could have a chance at getting head
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 21, 2018
2. Even Siri Didn’t Respond
Day 276 without sex: I plugged my charger into my phone and whispered “you like that?”
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 19, 2018
3. Also, Getting Drenched In The Rain
Day 1236 without sex : Crying just so I remember what it feels like to be wet
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 19, 2018
4. It’s Been Awkward Since Then
Day 706 without sex: the dentist told me to spit and I swallowed
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 19, 2018
5. I Wonder If He’ll Want To Tip Anyone Ever Again
day 329 without sex : when a paying customer asked me today where he could add the tip i bent over in front of him n said “right here sir” then growled
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 19, 2018
6. I Am A Lone Ranger
Day 5284 without sex: I shaved my leg hair off one leg so now if I lie on my side it feels like I’m lying next to a woman
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
7. That Sound Though!
Day 111 without sex: I let out a small moan when I slid my bank card inside the atm machine
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
8. Prayed To Be Blessed With A Partner
Day 139 without sex: went to church for the first time in a long time because I wanted to remember how it was to be on my knees
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
9. Father? Father, Who?
Day 436 without sex: My priest said i will be punished for my sins, i said yes daddy thank you
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
10. We Snuggled Too!
Day 2840 without sex: I moaned when my dog started licking me
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
11. It Was Hard
Day 69 without sex: went bowling just so I could finger something
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
12. Oh Yeah, I like That!
Day 4578 without sex: I sat on my phone while it was ringing just to feel vibrations
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
13. I Am A Sinner, Make Me Your Prisoner
day 34 without sex: tried to get arrested so a man would handcuff me
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
14. Bend And Snap, Anyone?
Day 256 without sex: I dropped my phone on purpose so i can remember how it feels to bend over
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 17, 2018
15. I Am A Sucker For Cock-Tails
Day 327 without sex: Ordered a cocktail just to suck the straw.
— Pubity (@PubityOnInsta) July 16, 2018
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