If you’re anything like me, life is one big movie set for you. You’ve always wanted Yash Raj to discover and direct you, Karan Johar to sit have coffee with you and Alia Bhatt to be your BFF. And who are we kidding, you know your bollywood obsession is just as out of hand as the jewellery in some of Sooraj Barjatya’s movies. So if you are a true bollywood lover, here are 15 things that you’ll totally relate to and have happened to you at some point of time!
1. Most of your conversations are made purely of song lyrics!
So are your instagram captions, your whatsapp statuses and your snapchat stories.
2. You know all movie dialogues better than you know your syllabus…
…And are always on the lookout for excuses to use this knowledge!
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3. Bollywood gossip is your bread and butter!
Most of the time you are the anonymous source quoted in articles!
4. Your friends are perpetually annoyed/impressed with you for slipping in your favourite actors’ name in every random conversation!
It’s a talent like none other!
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5. One of your life goals is to get your dupatta stuck in a guy’s button and then fall in love with him.
Only to go on to spend your honeymoon in Switzerland wearing chiffon sarees.
6. No matter how bad the movie is, you’ve never walked out of the movie hall.
Disrespect like that is never tolerated!
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7. Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Kabhie Khushi Kabhi Gham left you with more life lessons than life itself!
This is the holy trinity that taught you everything you know!
8. When actors have children, you feel like your family expanded.
Taimur is just as dear to you as your own nephew, maybe even dearer but you cannot say that out aloud! And Roohi and Yash are absolutely adorable!
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9. No moment is an inappropriate moment to break into a fully choreographed dance with your best friend.
And you probably do it better than any of those actresses.
10. Your life motto is ‘First day, first show.’
After all, live life king size!
11. Gupt and Darr introduced you to emotions like betrayal, fear and jealousy.
You will never see life through rose tinted glasses again!
12. Whenever somebody talks about marriage, all you want is a Yash Chopra-esque grand wedding!
You’ve already decided on 10 functions, 15 lehengas and exactly 22 choreographed performance.
13. When people are worrying about the clash of two megastar movies, you know you will watch both.
All my money goes to either Bollywood or pretending I’m in Bollywood.
14. No matter what anyone says, if you don’t have a filmy love story, your life just wouldn’t be complete.
Even when you’re having an arranged marriage, you can’t help but hope it’s like Socha Na Tha.
15. Sony Max is your go to TV channel on any bad day!
That and a bucket of chocolate ice cream. Ready for Suryavansham re-runs!
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