If your sister is getting married soon we can only imagine the barrage of emotions stirring up inside you right this minute. You are so excited about the upcoming wedding but you know there’s going to be a huge void in your life once she goes away, right? To ensure that she is not overwhelmed and is comfortable in her new home, here are a few things to tell your jeeju before their D Day! Oh, and he better be taking notes.
1. Let’s get one thing very clear right from the start. I’m going to be very nice to you but conditions apply.
You’ve got to treat her like the queen she is…duh!
How about surprising her with a delicate gold necklace available on Pernia’s Pop Up Shop for Rs 3,000
2. Crazy runs in our family so don’t get alarmed.
If you find her moods changing a couple of hundred times a day, that’s totally normal. Well our kind of normal anyway.
3. DO NOT actually tell her that she is moody. This kind of talk is not well received.
Just be nice and, like, buy her chocolates and stuff.
How about a pack of assorted chocolates. Get them on Amazon for Rs 100
4. Please get used to having me around…a lot.
Yup, think of it as a sweet deal. Buy one, get one free?
5. She is terribly addicted to social media so get used to seeing the top of her head a lot.
For her face shall be perpetually buried in that device.
A cute phone case will be a great accessory. Get it on Propshop for Rs 650
6. Please be accommodative as she is bound to miss us all a lot.
Yeah, we’ve never stayed apart and can’t even bear the thought… *Welling up with tears*
7. She LOVES surprises.
This may or may not be related to the point above. It all depends on how great you are at picking up hints!
Shoes are always a good idea. Buy a pair of black heels available on Myntra for Rs 2,559
8. I’m single so if you have cute friends this would be a good time to let me know.
Yeah yeah, I know this had nothing to do with my sister but just putting it out there!
9. My sister can be impulsive and mildly irrational at times but she has a heart of gold.
Yeah, she’s literally the best person I know. In this world…I mean universe. You get the point, right?
A good love story is always a good way to calm her down. Buy her a novel from Amazon for Rs 350
10. Do me a favour? Assure my parents at the bidaai that you’ll take care of their precious little girl. I know mom and dad will have the hardest time letting go.
While you’re at it, I could use some assurance on that day too!
I wish you both the most magical life ahead and can’t wait to intrude every chance I get. Welcome to the family!
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