Ladies, we all know that sex is awesome. Enough is said about the awesomeness of sex, but no one really talks about the awesomely awkward stuff that happens when you’re getting down and dirty with someone. Some strange, some gross, some totally random but nonetheless embarrassing – here are some awkward sex moments EVERYONE has at some point. Don’t worry, you’re not alone!
1. The Sex Face
There will be a point in time when you’re having sex and are totally in the moment, till you look up and see his face and suddenly have to control a sudden burst of giggles. You can’t help it, a lot of people have a ridiculous sex face – maybe even you do!
2. The Condom Comes Off
Sometimes it just slips! Happens to everyone.
3. When You Just Can’t Get “Ready” Down There
When your mind is saying yes, but your lady parts are saying no! It’s frustrating and awkward and you have no idea why!
4. No, STOP! That’s NOT Where It Goes!
You know, when his aim is way off!
5. When He Finishes Before You’ve Even Begun
Foreplay is going great, the sexual buildup is insane and you can’t wait to start having sex, but then he unexpectedly finishes and you’re just like, “Did that really happen?!”.
6. When You, Er, Gag
Hey, who said blow jobs were easy?
7. Undressing Problems
We’ve all experienced it. You know how difficult it is to undo his belt while kissing him passionately or sliding your pants off while you’re wrapped around each other.
8. Two Words – Vagina Fart
What else do you call it? Blame it on the air vacuum!
9. The Unexpected Period
You know, when your period decides to show up at the WORST possible time ever! And suddenly there’s blood on his you-know-what!
10. Those Weird Moans
It’s even worse when it’s coming from you and you realize they don’t sound as sexy as you would like.
11. You Accidentally Jab Him With Your Elbow
Or a part of your body falls asleep!
12. Trying A New Position Doesn’t Go As Planned
It’s so uncomfortable, how does he expect you to bend your leg this way? You slowly ease him back to your regular position.
13. When You Realise You’re Not Going To Finish
Ladies, not all of us climax every time. It’s like the saddest truth of life, right?!
14. When The Most Random Thoughts Pop Into Your Head At The Wrong Time
Like the fact that you forgot to call your mom back. Yikes!
15. When He Calls You Something Weird In Bed
You just pretend like you didn’t hear him!
16. When You Haven’t Waxed/ Shaved Down There In A While
And you’re praying he’s so lost in passion that he won’t even notice.
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